Need a new hammer? Is your hammer too small or too heavy? Well come on down to U.S.S. Hephaestus or Call 1-800-Hephaestus
Hephaestus: Me and MY awsome sword. I made it myself.
I am NOT responsible for:
Wild Fires.
Lava in your living room.
A volcano in your living room.
A weapon in your mailbox.
Evaporated water ect.
Vote for me and my phenomenal hammer!
Sorry, I can't help you.
...Also not my fault---------------------->
Is your home a wreck? Then come on down to...oh... wait... I only make weapons. Forget you then. :P
Run free little people. Run!!!!!
Were you framed for a crime? Do you need out of jail now? Well, I will come rescue you with my Handy Hammer Services. We will hammer in the judge's "right choice."
Not responsible for:
Death.
Fire in your living room.
Nose rings in your sink.
Fire in your kitchen.
Holes in your walls, floors or ceiling.
furr in your bed.
smoke in you're face.
Have a SWELL day!!
Tired of random gods coming to your doorstep? Well call 1-800-Die.
Not responsible for:
Wild fires.
fire in your living room.
Fire in your back yard.
Can't get the right size fire? wel I have what you need. "fire function." Call 1-800-fire.
...Also not my fault---------------------->
- Death.
- Fire in your living room.
- Nose rings in your sink.
- Fire in your kitchen.
- Holes in your walls, floors or ceiling.
- furr in your bed.
- smoke in you're face.
Have a SWELL day!!